Jason Barrie Morley

It appears that the BBC were having a slow news day.

Pc David Inglis, 51, who has spent the last nine years patrolling Britain’s remotest beat in Sutherland, had his wallet stolen in Inverness.

While I am – of course – shocked by this travesty I cannot stop feeling that the article has that beautifully naive style you might have find in one written during the 1920s…